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Podcasting the Blogosphere 07 Apr 2006 by Devin Sorbo
Fuck your government-mandated culturallism, your absence of control over the pre-packaged mass-media, force fed to your insignifigant conception of reality.

This is it.

This is BTTG.


Blogging the bloggosphere 01 Apr 2006 by Kroey
So it came to my attention that I haven't updated my blog in a while and that's a bad thing because I know all my friends are worried about me anyway my cat died because I tried to anally penetrate it but I only did that because my girlfriend left me when the dumb bitch caught me sleeping with her daughter and then THAT fucking slut had to start crying about needing her diaper changed or some BULLSHIT like that and everything kept going downhill from there and then I found out Rend's mom died but noone has told him yet oh by the way sorry Rend and it turns out they mistook her body for that of a horse and just started beating the SHIT out of it, oh god what are we going to do

So don't worry guys I promise I'll keep up on my blog from now on I am so sorry I haven't updated recently

Attention Morons 26 Mar 2006 by Rend
Eventually my life will explode because I'm wrong about everything but even when that happens I'll just blame it on someone else and then I'll blog about it and my friends will agree with me and that means I'm right and the circle goes on and on and on and society self destructs thanks blogs.

Blogs suck

How to Write Good 19 Aug 2005 by Rend
"I have in my hands," Professor Willobee exclaimed, clutching a sheaf of papers in his trembling fingers and pacing in circles about the carpet while I stood at the window, barely able to make out the Capitol dome through the thick, churning fog that rolled in off the Potomac, wondering to myself what matter could possibly be so urgent as to bring the distinguished historian bursting into my State Department office at the unseemly hour, "definitive proof that Abraham Lincoln was a homo!"

Michael O'Donoghue was good.

How to Write Good by Michael O'Donoghue

News from the Front 22 Jul 2005 by Rend
Whenever something goes wrong in life just remember.

Teth did it.
He must pay.

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